Chances are...

...If you can't find Sophie - she's under Izzy's bead

...If you find Sophie under the bed - she's reading a book about cats and saying, meow"

...If it's quiet in the house - You'll hear Izzy singing to herself, "Happy Birthday....So-So!"

...If a door in the house is open - Sophie fusses until I close it for her.

...If a door in the house is open - Izzy will walk through it and find ANYTHING to destroy.

...When it is quiet - Alexander is thinking deep thoughts about Super-Heroes.

...If you show Alexander any Transformers - he knows the Transformer's Name & if it's an Autobot or Decepticon.

...If you offer Alexander a movie - he's gonna pick Transformers. {see a pattern, here?}

...If the Internet is on - I'm sitting in my chair addicted to reading blogs.

...If it's fattening - It's going straight to my thighs.

...If it's fattening - Chris's body is burning it off as he eats it.

...If I've got good advice - No one wants to hear it.

...If I fall asleep before 11:30 - I'll be awake again by 2:30.

...If there's an empty water bottle in the house - Chris fills it for me.

...If there's a screw-up in the checking account - it's from my mistake!