Conversations From The Potty

Mom:

So, Sophie, what's your favorite color?

Sophie:

ummm, pink....and puwpal. Yep. Pink and Puuupal.

Mom:

Great! What's your favorite animal?

Sophie:

elafaaaants. yep, I like two elafaants
{holding up four fingers}.

and I like tigers too!!

Izzzzzyyyy!! I like tigers!!

Izzy:

Noooo, deys is my animaaaals!!

Mom:

Izzy, she can like tigers, too.

Mom:

Sophie, are tigers your favorite, too or do you just want to make Izzy mad?

Sophie:

OK, I just like elafaaants.

Mom:

Okay, what's your favorite shape?

Sophie:

Twiangals. And Hawts.

You know Jesus is in my hawts, Momma?

Mom:

Really, that's very special, So-So!

Sophie:

Yep, my tummies, too. Jesus likes my tummies.

Umm, I gotta poo-poo. I needs some pwivacees.

Mom:

Okay, call me when you're finished.

Sophie:

Momma, I loves Jesus in my tummeeees.
Do you loves Jesus in yous tummees?