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I am proud of my family. I love Jesus. I am not perfect. I like junk food, particularly potato chips. I work out with my sexy rock star husband. I hate it. I do it for the company. My children make my heart beat. I was once a full time photographer. I retired to loose my sanity by becoming a stay-at-home Mom. I recently came out of retirement to avoid the looney-bin. Please enjoy the funny stories of my family, the hilarity of me trying to work out & find my skinny and the every-now-and-then crafts that I begin but rarely finish.
God Save The Queen.....

Monday, July 5, 2010

Translating a 2 Year Old

Sophie's got a few good ones:
(Translations are in red)

DissaOnesMines!!!
This one is mine

Ticka Book
Sticker Book

Printess ana Prog
Princess and the Frog

Hers Istha Mines Thistha!!
She is MY Sister!!

I wanna lellow one ina mines haya.
I want a Yellow Bow in my hair.

You Mowf tinks
Your breath stinks. {sigh}

Himmed frowed up inna flide
He threw up at the slide

You lika ma parkle-me choos?
Do you like my sparkly shoes?

And my favorite...

Youwanna panka me? I bendowba
Are you going to spank me? I'll bend over

How do you NOT laugh at that?!?!

I'll add more as she gives 'em to us!!

She keeps 'em coming at least a couple a day:-)

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