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I am proud of my family. I love Jesus. I am not perfect. I like junk food, particularly potato chips. I work out with my sexy rock star husband. I hate it. I do it for the company. My children make my heart beat. I was once a full time photographer. I retired to loose my sanity by becoming a stay-at-home Mom. I recently came out of retirement to avoid the looney-bin. Please enjoy the funny stories of my family, the hilarity of me trying to work out & find my skinny and the every-now-and-then crafts that I begin but rarely finish.
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Friday, July 31, 2009

As if my floor wasn't dirty enough

I'm officially giving up on blueberry waffles. Not the elaborate kind. Just your garden variety muffin mix you add milk and egg to and dump in the waffle iron.
I thought that maybe actually mixing the waffle mix, spraying the big iron and clamping it down would make me more of a Super-Mom instead of walking to the freezer, taking out the Eggo's and toasting them in our 100 year old toaster.

I.was.wrong.

Before I could even plug the waffle iron in, Sophie was chanting in protest: "nana, nana, nana!" I give them a fruit with their breakfast and in her little 16 month mind, she could skip her starch and make due until lunch on her banana.

I have tried the blueberry waffles 3 times. I thought it might get better each time - you know, give them a few times to get used to it....

Not so much.

This is the floor this morning. It's the worst it's been in the 3 times I've attempted to expand their palattes - who was I kidding?!?

Seriously. I'm done. Back to Eggo's. (Do you hear the cheering from my house?)

This is Sophie's defiant look AFTER I saw the mess on the floor.


This is Sophie laughing at Izzy because Izzy actually ate said waffles.



This is Sophie hiding from a bite that I was trying to get her to eat.


This is Alexander's uneaten plate of waffles.

"THERE ARE STARVING CHILDREN IN AFRICA!!" I screamed.

"What's Africa?!?" asked my 4 year old.

Seriously. I'm done.

1 comment:

Booksh Bunch said...

Hey you did better than me-mine didn't get breakfast this AM since they woke up at almost 10!