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I am proud of my family. I love Jesus. I am not perfect. I like junk food, particularly potato chips. I work out with my sexy rock star husband. I hate it. I do it for the company. My children make my heart beat. I was once a full time photographer. I retired to loose my sanity by becoming a stay-at-home Mom. I recently came out of retirement to avoid the looney-bin. Please enjoy the funny stories of my family, the hilarity of me trying to work out & find my skinny and the every-now-and-then crafts that I begin but rarely finish.
God Save The Queen.....

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

We Lubb da Punkin Patch

Sophie: {gasp!!!} "Mommie, looka da tiny baby ones!"

Sophie: "I'm gonna count 'em.
1, 2, 5, 9, 10, 8.....I lubb deess punkins!!"

Izzy: "I don't WANNA sit on the punkin!"
 

Sophie: "If Izzy don't, I don't."

Momma: "Sit on those pumpkins or you won't get a treat with the other MOPPETS!!"

Izzy: "I'll do you one better: I'll even look like I'm enjoying this!"



Sophie: "Izz, look dees gots bumps on dem!!"
Izzy: "yeah, it's boogers!!"
Mom: sigh....

Izzy: "Sophie, look more boogers!!"
Sophie: "Mommmmm, Izzy said boogers!!"

Izzy: "I'm done. Let's go home!!"

Sophie: "IZZY!!!! wait for MEEEE!!"
Sophie: " 'mon Mom!!"

Saturday, October 23, 2010

End of The Summer Snowballs

This is it.
It's not as hot anymore.
We went out for one last snowball.

Then they got to swing off all of that sugar energy!!

What a gorgeous evening.

The days are getting shorter.
Won't be able to hang out in the evenings like this much longer.

Nice hair Bubb!

How hot is my husband, I ask you?!?!?!

This one swings to the beat of her own drum

I think it's time to pass down the "Hot Pants" to Mary.
Gettin' a bit tight there, Sistas!!

This one can't "thwing witowt ma sunglathes...."

Friday, October 15, 2010

Looka What I Drawed

 So, Izzy came to me & says,

"momma, looka what I drawed."

She loves sitting at her doodle pad,

drawing for long periods of time.

I wasn't surprised when

she brought it to me.

I was, however, surprised

when she came to me with this:
I was so impressed I had to take a picture.

She's two & a half years old.

Impressive.

Not to be out-done by his

two & a half year old sister,

Alexander came to me & says,

"Look what I drew."
 Chris pointed out to me that

neither of them are self-portraits.

Alexander always, and I mean always,

draws his birthmark

on the side of his mouth

when he's drawing himself.

Not kidding.
 Then he got to working on his numbers.

Not bad.
Sophie, not to be outdone by either her

five year old brother

or her

two & a half year old sister,

comes to me and says,

"momma, looka what I drawed."

It took us a while.

Looking at all angles,

different ideas came up.

Nothing prepared us

for her answer.

Turds.

Nice.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Friday Movie Night

Alternately Titled:
Let's put the mattress on the Floor and have Movie Night
 Alternately Titled:
Let's let the kids tire themselves out by jumping on the mattress before Movie Night
 Alternately Titled:
Let's pray none of our kids fall & bust their heads open while jumping on the mattress before Movie Night


 Alternately Titled:
The Goofier they get, the Tireder they get by jumping on the mattress before Movie Night
 Alternately Titled:
Delirium Sets in While Jumping on the Mattress on Movie Night

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Daddy Got a New Hair Cut

Just had to document the momentous occasion.
It only comes around once or twice a year
:-)))))
And boy, is he ever handsome.

Monday, September 27, 2010

I am completely...

smitten over this boy...
...Giggly over his goofiness
...Fluttery over his silliness
...Crazy about his Boldness.


Friday, September 24, 2010

Melting Crayons

Everybody's doing it.

Why not us?

It could be fun.

I put it off long enough.

I didn't think the girls would "get it."

But they did great.

They each got turns picking out the colors & breaking them into the tins.
They even picked the right colors.
I told them, "pick out a yellow one & put it in the yellow tin."

I guess I totally underestimate them sometimes.

At least Chris says I do.
Serious concentration.
(Note: see their set tongues?)

"We did it!!"
Into a 250 degree oven for 1/2 hour.
Let 'em set & you're good to go.